at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce
R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit.
Anonymous asked: will you eat my ass if i give you a puppy
I’ll take the puppy, hold the ass